
It happens everyday
I can’t believe it’s May. It’s difficult to believe that May is almost over. Portland weather is always entertaining. One minute the sun is shining, then it turns dark as dusk and the sky opens up and torrential rain is upon us. Then it turns to icy hail. All at once, it comes to a screeching halt and there is that ol’ sun again. I love Portland.
Our garden continues to thrive because of, and in spite of, this weather pattern. And it saves us an awful lot on our water bill. I have high hopes that our garden will not only save us money by growing in our yard and not having to make constant trips to the market, but will keep us eating happy and healthy meals.
We’ve been going strong on this healthy eating path. We started making healthier choices in December, while Katie was recovering from a surgery. She threatened to start making her own meals because she needed vegetables. Well, any of you that read this and know me, know that I wasn’t havin’ any of it. The kitchen is “ours” but I’m pretty territorial when it comes to food and the production of it. Plus, I couldn’t have her getting slim and healthy and leaving me struggling along, huffing and puffing and being chubby in her skinny shadow. No effin’ way!
So I jumped right on that healthy merry-go-round and I have no intention of falling off. We are slimming down naturally, without effort, and it feels and tastes so delicious. I’ve lost 8 pounds since January! No Weight Watchers, no meetings, no starving. Common sense and a culinary knack are what I have going for me. And it’s working.
So, enough of my rambling. I want to show you something easy and tasty. Oh, and it’s healthy, too. Here’s a picture of a typical dinner at Chez Tolbert:

It may look like a lot of food, but it is so low in fat and calories
Green salad (lettuce from our garden), wheat berries with cannellini beans and Field Roast Smoked Applewood Veggie Sausage, and Zucchini Ribbon “Pasta” topped with Savory Mushroom Sauce. Yum.
I always dug in my heels when it came to eating zucchini. I never liked it. At least rarely did I like it. It’s a texture thing. People always over cook it, in my humble opinion. I discovered it’s not bad when you use thin strips of it as a pasta alternative.

so simple, so quick
The first time I tried this method, I used my electric slicer. It’s like the ones the deli’s use, only a lot smaller. But for the sake of the blog, I decided to use a vegetable peeler this time. It worked great! I figured not everyone has a home slicer, but a vegetable peeler, even non cooks have those.

Really, anyone can make this
See how simple that is?

Looks kinda like pappardelle, yeah?
I used 2 zucchini for this meal. Rule of thumb: use 1 zucchini per person.
So, that’s it. No cooking. Set the zucchini ribbons aside and make the sauce.

Let the sauce making begin!
Thinly slice 1 leek, mince 1 shallot and 2 cloves of garlic. Add a small amount of olive oil to a hot pan and gently saute until softened.

Mmmm...smells so good
Next, add some sliced mushrooms. I used creminis, because we like ’em.

Looking good
You can use whatever mushrooms you prefer. A combination is always good.

Once again, I wish computer screens had scratch and sniff!
Continue sauteing until the mushrooms soften. Add seasonings to taste: salt, pepper, dried oregano and dried basil.

Oh, mamma, these are smelling so good right now
Once the mushrooms have softened and browned a bit, move everything to the sides of the pan, making a circular opening in the center of the pan. Add a bit more olive oil, about 1/2 tablespoon and then sprinkle in some flour, a couple of tablespoons.

Does anyone else see a cartoon bear face in there?
Cook the flour for a minute or two, till it starts to brown slightly.

Stir and brown flour
I like to add some hot sauce at this point. It’s optional.

Squirt in some hot sauce of choice - this is Sriracha Hot Chili Sauce
Now I add some vegetable stock. You can use home-made or store-bought stock. I make it every week, so I always have it on hand.

Add some stock and you have sauce
Add stock about 1/2 cup at a time. I like to use a ladle for this step. Just add and cook until the sauce reaches the desired consistency.

This looks, smells and tastes just right
Place zucchini ribbons in a large serving bowl or platter. Top with hot sauce. Finely chop some fresh Italian Parsley and sprinkle on top, for a pretty presentation.

Dinner is served
Then toss gently to combine. The heat of the sauce with cause the “noodles” to soften, but not get mushy. It’s fast and easy and best of all, tastes great.

Damn, that's a healthy looking dinner!